THIS IS WHERE MY SHIT LIVES
I've done a lot of stuff for a long time. Some of that stuff I sometimes still do.
I might be able to help you with some stuff. But probably only if I like to do that stuff these days.
Which narrows the field a bit. You can but ask.
I've also usually got stuff for sale. It accumulates, and sometimes I don't need it anymore.
I’ve built a nice rehearsal and recording space. You can have a play with your old pals or your new pals. I can record it live in glorious 24 trackness. I can mix it for you. If bits of it are crap, I can help you overdub something better. Hopefully.
If it’s really shit, I might tell you, gently. If that doesn’t work, I can be blunt if you’d prefer.
Later in life, I’ve discovered I’m quite good at hearing how your songs might be able to be spiced up with a bit of brass or strings or Madagascar night flute, or whatever.
I have a trumpet (technically, it’s a cornet) and a trombone, neither of which I can play at all at this point. But I have nice keyboards and computer stuff that make sounds just like these things.
Done a lot of that. Since 1978, since you ask, when computers were the size of a house and mostly shit.
Surprisingly, I have a lot of patience with computers, and it’s highly likely you don’t.
If your business (or your life) has computer systems that give you the willies, I can probably help, and I won’t charge like a dentist.
ODD JOB STUFF
I’ve built most of a few houses, etc, so I can do stuff involving tools. If you need house stuff painted or fixed, or you’re disappearing under a mountain of paperwork that’s sending you batty, I might be able to help. If I’m not excited by the idea, I likely know someone who will be, and they will be nice folk.
Age has it’s advantages. I can do lots of stuff. Just ask. I don’t have a real job anymore, and I don’t want one.
This is called a "cool parallax scrolling effect." Thrilling, isn't it?
The "About" Thing
I'm supposed to "Use this section to showcase important details about your business." I've already done that. Scroll up a bit.
Including me, usually.
But I probably won’t do things I don’t like, for people I don’t like. I recommend you do the same if you can.
When I was a lad, posts were made of wood, or metal if you were rich. Now they're people's opinion and stuff, and a lot of them are crap.
If I can be bothered, I'll stick some stuff here from time to time.
It might be a little light reading, or a rant, or a link to something I found entertaining, amusing or informative.
Or just crap. It's all in the eye of the beholder.
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